Or maybe a thermos, coupon book or some wrapping paper. I'm just spitballing, so don't let my lack of imagination slow you down.

Look, I'm going to hit you with both guns right up front.

⊕Abby (8). Cute, sassy and totally handling 3rd grade.

⊕Audrey (5). Prankster, Paw Patrol lover and blowing up kindergarten.

Bam.

You probably already want to just throw money at my kids - this is totally understandable. But let's dive in to what you'll be getting back in return!

To start, you're getting a good deal. You probably think that a kids fundraiser is going to be a price gouge.

You'd be wrong.

Here's That Deal

My kids are going door to door selling some useful things to raise money for their school. They are cute, motivated and cute. And motivated. But I'm not going to bring them to your place of work or your house. You get the digital experience.

It's a pretty short runway on this project. So I'm acting as the PM to move it across the finish line. With synergy. And shared experiences.

Here are the links

I've got three kids - only two are fundraising. They each have their own link. I play no favorites (that they know about) so here is a randomized link to their site.

Take a look - you know you're not going to get around to Christmas shopping until the 24th.

Random Link YOU SHOULD CLICK ON NOW

Hit NEXT on the link screen and you're in!

The Big Finish

While a lot of this page is written in jest, my kids really are trying to earn some money. So even if you don't buy anything, if you took the time to read this or click on the links, thank you.

You can expect a custom thank you note if you go ahead and buy something. And they take requests, and are really good at unicorns, rainbows and fairies.

I think I can get the ice cream party. I love ice cream. More than bagels.

I hope I earn enough for that stuffed animal.

Please put down the stuffed animals and eat your breakfast.

Thanks again for your time! Feel free to contact me with any questions!